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: #Laughs Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!

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: #Laughs A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.The patron takes one sip and spits it out.

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: #Laughs Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where did the extra set of arms come from? 3) Why does it look so much like a lizard? 4) So, what are the characteristics of hermaphroditism? 5) Could we do that again? The

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: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip.

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: #Laughs A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!

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: #Laughs One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked.

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: #Laughs What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.

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: #Laughs Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant.

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: #Laughs A little boy goes up to his father and asks:"Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example.

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: #Laughs Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.

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: #Laughs Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life since then.

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: #Laughs A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50's, had a relatively minorheart attack, and while he was in the hospital, he complained to his cardiologist that he thought that his sex life was over.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!

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: #Laughs Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.

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: #Laughs Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.Sent by aaron

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: #Laughs The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound of a key in the front door.

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: #Laughs What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!

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: #Laughs Remember when........A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window was something you hated to cleanand ram was the cousin of a goatMeg was the name of my girlfriendand gig was a job for the nightsnow they all mean diffe

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: #Laughs Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!

: #Laughs A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.The patron takes one sip and spits it out.

: #Laughs Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where did the extra set of arms come from? 3) Why does it look so much like a lizard? 4) So, what are the characteristics of hermaphroditism? 5) Could we do that again? The

: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip.

: #Laughs A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!

: #Laughs One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked.

: #Laughs What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.

: #Laughs Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant.

: #Laughs A little boy goes up to his father and asks:"Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example.

: #Laughs Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.

: #Laughs Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life since then.

: #Laughs A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50's, had a relatively minorheart attack, and while he was in the hospital, he complained to his cardiologist that he thought that his sex life was over.

: #Laughs What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!

: #Laughs Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.

: #Laughs Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.Sent by aaron

: #Laughs The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound of a key in the front door.

: #Laughs What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!

: #Laughs Remember when........A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window was something you hated to cleanand ram was the cousin of a goatMeg was the name of my girlfriendand gig was a job for the nightsnow they all mean diffe

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