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: #Laughs What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ? Buggy Jean is not my lover !

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: #Laughs How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !

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: #Laughs What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!

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: #Laughs That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno.

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: #Laughs The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side.

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: #Laughs It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo.

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: #Laughs If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?

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: #Laughs A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning.

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: #Laughs How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".

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: #Laughs A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.

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: #Laughs What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!

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: #Laughs At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?"Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know

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: #Laughs What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer.

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: #Laughs Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and the west with a telegraph line.

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: #Laughs Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for directions.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

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: #Laughs |"First and above all he was a logician.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ? Buggy Jean is not my lover !

: #Laughs How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !

: #Laughs What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!

: #Laughs That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno.

: #Laughs The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side.

: #Laughs It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo.

: #Laughs If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?

: #Laughs A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning.

: #Laughs How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".

: #Laughs A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.

: #Laughs What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!

: #Laughs At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?"Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know

: #Laughs What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer.

: #Laughs Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and the west with a telegraph line.

: #Laughs Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for directions.

: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

: #Laughs |"First and above all he was a logician.

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