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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?An elephant disguised as a banana!What's big, grey and flies straight up?An elecopter!What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends.The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?He didn't have the guts!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart".911: "is this her first child?".Man: "Of course not, you idiot...this is her husband"!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her a bra.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs [San Jose Mercury News]An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot hims

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A: "'Debbie'.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |From "Machine Design" Magazine......Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when you need them, or some sort of system error costs you a lot of time and effort.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online.

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