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: #Laughs Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla!

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: #Laughs Do you know why it's called sex?Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEEEEEE!!!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile! Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland! Pupil: A reindeer Teacher: Good, now name another. Class: Another reindeer!

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: #Laughs Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

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: #Laughs A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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: #Laughs What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.

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: #Laughs If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).

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: #Laughs A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run.

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: #Laughs Men are like fine wine.

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: #Laughs Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

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: #Laughs A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"

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: #Laughs 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women...

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: #Laughs A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger." The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed.

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: #Laughs Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.

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: #Laughs Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table.

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: #Laughs What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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: #Laughs I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed into the garage.

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: #Laughs Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla!

: #Laughs Do you know why it's called sex?Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEEEEEE!!!

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change.

: #Laughs Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile! Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland! Pupil: A reindeer Teacher: Good, now name another. Class: Another reindeer!

: #Laughs Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

: #Laughs A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

: #Laughs What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.

: #Laughs If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).

: #Laughs A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run.

: #Laughs Men are like fine wine.

: #Laughs Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

: #Laughs A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"

: #Laughs 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women...

: #Laughs A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger." The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed.

: #Laughs Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.

: #Laughs Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table.

: #Laughs What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

: #Laughs I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed into the garage.

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