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: #Laughs What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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: #Laughs Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !

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: #Laughs Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr.

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: #Laughs Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse: No change yet.

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: #Laughs I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.

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: #Laughs Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn't get any because he couldn't throw the dog high enough.

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: #Laughs After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate.

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: #Laughs Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play.

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: #Laughs What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!

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: #Laughs They say that men only think about sex.

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: #Laughs Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.

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: #Laughs |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, tat and baby sit.When the kids were in a jam,They could always call on Gram.But today she's in the gymExercising to keep slim.She's checking the we

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: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!

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: #Laughs Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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: #Laughs I'M GLAD I'M A MANI'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.

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: #Laughs But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

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: #Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?" the pal asks.

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: #Laughs What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

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: #Laughs A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

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: #Laughs What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

: #Laughs Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !

: #Laughs Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr.

: #Laughs Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse: No change yet.

: #Laughs I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.

: #Laughs Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn't get any because he couldn't throw the dog high enough.

: #Laughs After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate.

: #Laughs Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play.

: #Laughs What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!

: #Laughs They say that men only think about sex.

: #Laughs Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.

: #Laughs |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, tat and baby sit.When the kids were in a jam,They could always call on Gram.But today she's in the gymExercising to keep slim.She's checking the we

: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!

: #Laughs Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

: #Laughs I'M GLAD I'M A MANI'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.

: #Laughs But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

: #Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?" the pal asks.

: #Laughs What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

: #Laughs A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

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