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: #Laughs The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with a watch on the end.He's saying, "You're all in my power...you're all in my power.."Fifteen hundred people are going, "Oooo..."He starts to say it a

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !

: #Laughs * If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.* For every action, there is an equal and opposit

: #Laughs Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million years.

: #Laughs If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you, what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank! And how long have you had this complaint? What complaint?

: #Laughs A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."The son thanks his m

: #Laughs A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.
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