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: #Laughs Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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: #Laughs Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time.

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: #Laughs Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

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: #Laughs Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal.

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: #Laughs A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself.

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: #Laughs There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar.

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: #Laughs There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was late for school.

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: #Laughs Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride

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: #Laughs What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !

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: #Laughs A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film.

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: #Laughs Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright orga

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: #Laughs The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aretha ! Aretha who ? Aretha flowers !

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: #Laughs Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?Public Defender

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: #Laughs A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anyth

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: #Laughs QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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: #Laughs An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.

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: #Laughs |Log on - Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off - Don't add a log to your wood stoveMonitor - Keep an eye on the wood stoveMegahertz - When a big log drops on your bare foot in the morningFloppy disk - What you get from piling too much wood into

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: #Laughs Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time.

: #Laughs Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

: #Laughs Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal.

: #Laughs A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself.

: #Laughs There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar.

: #Laughs There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania.

: #Laughs Little Johnny was late for school.

: #Laughs Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride

: #Laughs What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !

: #Laughs A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film.

: #Laughs Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright orga

: #Laughs The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aretha ! Aretha who ? Aretha flowers !

: #Laughs Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?Public Defender

: #Laughs A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anyth

: #Laughs QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

: #Laughs An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.

: #Laughs |Log on - Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off - Don't add a log to your wood stoveMonitor - Keep an eye on the wood stoveMegahertz - When a big log drops on your bare foot in the morningFloppy disk - What you get from piling too much wood into

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