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: #Laughs Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horney toad croaks "Rub-itRub-it"

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: #Laughs PCMCIA- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI- System Can't See It BASIC- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM- I Blame Microsoft CD-ROM- Consumer D

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: #Laughs Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I'm late.

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: #Laughs Confucious say......woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam....man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts....man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off....boy who lay girl on hill, not on level....man who lose key to girlfriend ap

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: #Laughs Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!

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: #Laughs What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.

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: #Laughs What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !

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: #Laughs A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down.

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: #Laughs What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !

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: #Laughs Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 1

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: #Laughs Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic...shouldn't they already kn

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: #Laughs Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

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: #Laughs One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig.

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: #Laughs A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, "What were you thinking the very first time you saw me?"He replied, "I wanted to suck those tits dry and fuck your brains out, dear."She asked, "And what do you think when you look a

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: #Laughs A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?" "I paid through the nose!" he replied

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: #Laughs Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.

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: #Laughs A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang.

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: #Laughs While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3." They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4." "What do you think?" one asked the other. The driv

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.

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: #Laughs Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

: #Laughs Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horney toad croaks "Rub-itRub-it"

: #Laughs PCMCIA- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI- System Can't See It BASIC- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM- I Blame Microsoft CD-ROM- Consumer D

: #Laughs Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I'm late.

: #Laughs Confucious say......woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam....man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts....man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off....boy who lay girl on hill, not on level....man who lose key to girlfriend ap

: #Laughs Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!

: #Laughs What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.

: #Laughs What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !

: #Laughs A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down.

: #Laughs What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !

: #Laughs Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 1

: #Laughs Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic...shouldn't they already kn

: #Laughs Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

: #Laughs One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig.

: #Laughs A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, "What were you thinking the very first time you saw me?"He replied, "I wanted to suck those tits dry and fuck your brains out, dear."She asked, "And what do you think when you look a

: #Laughs A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?" "I paid through the nose!" he replied

: #Laughs Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.

: #Laughs A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang.

: #Laughs While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3." They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4." "What do you think?" one asked the other. The driv

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.

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