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: #Laughs Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper.

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: #Laughs How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse, coffin and kicky little shroud

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: #Laughs YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wi

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: #Laughs How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!

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: #Laughs |An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as his lawyer handed him his will.

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: #Laughs Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie anddiscovers that he just doesn't

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.

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: #Laughs What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night?A last name.

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: #Laughs Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes.

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: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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: #Laughs A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?

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: #Laughs Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.

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: #Laughs A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem."My husband," she said, "always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me.""Is that a problem?" asked the therapist."Well," she said, "the problem is he walks in his sleep!"

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: #Laughs "I got your community service right here pal!" "Boy your chamber sure does look different with the lights on." "You couldn't carry Wapner's gavel you moron!" "You're not as easy to buy as others said you were." "No you robe wearing geek." "I don't

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: #Laughs Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it !

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: #Laughs What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias

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: #Laughs JOKESGALORE NEWS FLASH10 - 29 - 2001:Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in one of the neighborhoods in Cleveland, Ohio.Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained.Police Officials have det

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper.

: #Laughs How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse, coffin and kicky little shroud

: #Laughs YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wi

: #Laughs How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!

: #Laughs |An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as his lawyer handed him his will.

: #Laughs Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.

: #Laughs A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie anddiscovers that he just doesn't

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.

: #Laughs What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night?A last name.

: #Laughs Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes.

: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

: #Laughs A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?

: #Laughs Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.

: #Laughs A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem."My husband," she said, "always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me.""Is that a problem?" asked the therapist."Well," she said, "the problem is he walks in his sleep!"

: #Laughs "I got your community service right here pal!" "Boy your chamber sure does look different with the lights on." "You couldn't carry Wapner's gavel you moron!" "You're not as easy to buy as others said you were." "No you robe wearing geek." "I don't

: #Laughs Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it !

: #Laughs What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias

: #Laughs JOKESGALORE NEWS FLASH10 - 29 - 2001:Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in one of the neighborhoods in Cleveland, Ohio.Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained.Police Officials have det

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