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: #Laughs Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

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: #Laughs Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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: #Laughs Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.

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: #Laughs A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following four elements:Religion, Royalty, Sex, and Mystery.The prize-winning essay read: "My God," said the Queen.

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: #Laughs A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items.

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: #Laughs A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The son thanks his mom, and the

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: #Laughs |Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want.

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: #Laughs Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!

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: #Laughs |What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!

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: #Laughs Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !

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: #Laughs Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!

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: #Laughs A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

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: #Laughs The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"15 New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to lick himself.14 He might not sound as fearsome as before, but that Primatene Mist of Darth Vader's seems to have helped his breathing immens

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: #Laughs What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !

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: #Laughs I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play, too."

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: #Laughs What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back

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: #Laughs |At the rehearsal dinner for my boss' daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant teenage girl suddenly appeared at the back of the room screaming ten minutes worth of curses that would befall the groom if he didn't marry the pregn

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.

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: #Laughs Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the water, that was a

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: #Laughs Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

: #Laughs Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

: #Laughs Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.

: #Laughs A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following four elements:Religion, Royalty, Sex, and Mystery.The prize-winning essay read: "My God," said the Queen.

: #Laughs A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items.

: #Laughs A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The son thanks his mom, and the

: #Laughs |Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want.

: #Laughs Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!

: #Laughs |What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!

: #Laughs Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !

: #Laughs Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!

: #Laughs A old snake goes to see his Doctor.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

: #Laughs The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"15 New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to lick himself.14 He might not sound as fearsome as before, but that Primatene Mist of Darth Vader's seems to have helped his breathing immens

: #Laughs What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !

: #Laughs I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play, too."

: #Laughs What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back

: #Laughs |At the rehearsal dinner for my boss' daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant teenage girl suddenly appeared at the back of the room screaming ten minutes worth of curses that would befall the groom if he didn't marry the pregn

: #Laughs What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.

: #Laughs Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the water, that was a

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