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: #Laughs Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely.

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: #Laughs Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa.

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: #Laughs A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised mys

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: #Laughs WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?

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: #Laughs Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

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: #Laughs A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

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: #Laughs Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour.

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: #Laughs Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour.

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: #Laughs A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army.

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: #Laughs Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs and end up taking the whole house!

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: #Laughs A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine.

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: #Laughs What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You're never alone!

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: #Laughs |There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.

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: #Laughs A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the nineties, you no doubt have manyquestions concerning romance, love, even s..e..x.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT

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: #Laughs Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections

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: #Laughs Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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: #Laughs What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms

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: #Laughs Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely.

: #Laughs Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa.

: #Laughs A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised mys

: #Laughs WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?

: #Laughs Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

: #Laughs A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

: #Laughs Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour.

: #Laughs Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour.

: #Laughs A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army.

: #Laughs Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs and end up taking the whole house!

: #Laughs A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine.

: #Laughs What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You're never alone!

: #Laughs |There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.

: #Laughs A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the nineties, you no doubt have manyquestions concerning romance, love, even s..e..x.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

: #Laughs What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT

: #Laughs Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections

: #Laughs Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

: #Laughs What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms

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