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: #Laughs A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.She jumped up and slapped him silly.He immediately apologiz

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: #Laughs This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face.

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: #Laughs There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk.

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: #Laughs Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!

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: #Laughs What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan

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: #Laughs Her learning curve is fractal.

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: #Laughs Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog!

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: #Laughs How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?''

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: #Laughs |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!

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: #Laughs When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order? A zoo-t suit!

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: #Laughs Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy," Kids: "Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?"

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: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

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: #Laughs Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home by midnight...promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m.

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: #Laughs A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the man sobbed."Oh," said the undertaker.

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: #Laughs Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays?The lesbians got there lickety-split, while the gays where still packing there shit.

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: #Laughs Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken? Sister: Three years.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

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: #Laughs What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard 'n' half o' snot!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? "He wanted to be a hentertainer."

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: #Laughs A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.She jumped up and slapped him silly.He immediately apologiz

: #Laughs This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face.

: #Laughs There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk.

: #Laughs Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!

: #Laughs What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan

: #Laughs Her learning curve is fractal.

: #Laughs Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"

: #Laughs What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog!

: #Laughs How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?''

: #Laughs |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!

: #Laughs When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order? A zoo-t suit!

: #Laughs Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy," Kids: "Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?"

: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

: #Laughs Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home by midnight...promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m.

: #Laughs A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the man sobbed."Oh," said the undertaker.

: #Laughs Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays?The lesbians got there lickety-split, while the gays where still packing there shit.

: #Laughs Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken? Sister: Three years.

: #Laughs Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

: #Laughs What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard 'n' half o' snot!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? "He wanted to be a hentertainer."

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