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: #Laughs |(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story fall, precipitated by his attempt to spit farther than his buddy.

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: #Laughs How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!

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: #Laughs Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on official business.

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: #Laughs What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you in a plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.

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: #Laughs In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror.

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: #Laughs A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head.

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: #Laughs Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

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: #Laughs They just found out Clinton's been stuffing turf in his underpants.They're for grass roots support.

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: #Laughs TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.What?" said the puzzled groom.

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: #Laughs |Marriage is not a word.

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: #Laughs A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend's wife has died.

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: #Laughs Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it.

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: #Laughs What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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: #Laughs |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes.

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: #Laughs A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars.

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: #Laughs An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he took a woman's pulse, he subtracted 10 beats to account for her being excited near him.

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: #Laughs Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi.

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: #Laughs When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano.

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: #Laughs |(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story fall, precipitated by his attempt to spit farther than his buddy.

: #Laughs How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!

: #Laughs Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on official business.

: #Laughs What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you in a plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.

: #Laughs In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror.

: #Laughs A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head.

: #Laughs Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

: #Laughs They just found out Clinton's been stuffing turf in his underpants.They're for grass roots support.

: #Laughs TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.What?" said the puzzled groom.

: #Laughs |Marriage is not a word.

: #Laughs A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend's wife has died.

: #Laughs Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it.

: #Laughs What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

: #Laughs |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes.

: #Laughs A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars.

: #Laughs An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he took a woman's pulse, he subtracted 10 beats to account for her being excited near him.

: #Laughs Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi.

: #Laughs When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano.

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