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: #Laughs What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.

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: #Laughs Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.

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: #Laughs How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.

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: #Laughs A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.

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: #Laughs |What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!

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: #Laughs The Yoko Club? - Oh no.The German philosophy club? - I.

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: #Laughs What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.

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: #Laughs |Snowboarding Lessons When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you've reached middle age, that doesn't mean you shouldn't take on new challenges and seek new adventures.

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: #Laughs What is a dentist's office? A filling station.

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

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: #Laughs Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolateForrest the Hun - Chocolate all mine!Forrest Simmons - Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!Forrest

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: #Laughs Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever.

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: #Laughs A blonde walks into the library.

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: #Laughs |Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium.

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: #Laughs A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital.

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: #Laughs Men are like government bonds.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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: #Laughs Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

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: #Laughs When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat at 40 mph.

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: #Laughs What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.

: #Laughs Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.

: #Laughs How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.

: #Laughs A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.

: #Laughs |What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!

: #Laughs The Yoko Club? - Oh no.The German philosophy club? - I.

: #Laughs What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.

: #Laughs |Snowboarding Lessons When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you've reached middle age, that doesn't mean you shouldn't take on new challenges and seek new adventures.

: #Laughs What is a dentist's office? A filling station.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

: #Laughs Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolateForrest the Hun - Chocolate all mine!Forrest Simmons - Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!Forrest

: #Laughs Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever.

: #Laughs A blonde walks into the library.

: #Laughs |Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium.

: #Laughs A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital.

: #Laughs Men are like government bonds.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

: #Laughs Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

: #Laughs When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight.

: #Laughs What's the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of a girls throat at 40 mph.

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