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: #Laughs A friend of mine just got divorced.

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: #Laughs The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her hubby and asks, "Sweetheart, how many others were there before me?"After a few minutes of silence, the wife says, "Well, I'm waiting."And the guy ta

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: #Laughs There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise.

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: #Laughs An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road.

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: #Laughs A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touchany of it until she turned 14.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !

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: #Laughs Say something soft and sweet to me.

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: #Laughs What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Someone who comes to your door and tells you to fuck off!

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: #Laughs How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!

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: #Laughs Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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: #Laughs A bum asks a man for .The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"The bum said, "No."Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife cansee what happens to a man who doesn't drink or

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: #Laughs We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the time thinking of what not to do that might make us look bad.

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: #Laughs A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your mania back!"

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: #Laughs A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport."These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained."These fairways seem to be getting longer too," said one of the others."The sand traps seem to be

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: #Laughs What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).

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: #Laughs |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her 0.She gave him a 0 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another 0 bill.On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorne

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: #Laughs An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment.

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: #Laughs George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. 'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner.

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: #Laughs A friend of mine just got divorced.

: #Laughs The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her hubby and asks, "Sweetheart, how many others were there before me?"After a few minutes of silence, the wife says, "Well, I'm waiting."And the guy ta

: #Laughs There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise.

: #Laughs An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road.

: #Laughs A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touchany of it until she turned 14.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !

: #Laughs Say something soft and sweet to me.

: #Laughs What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Someone who comes to your door and tells you to fuck off!

: #Laughs How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!

: #Laughs Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.

: #Laughs A bum asks a man for .The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"The bum said, "No."Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife cansee what happens to a man who doesn't drink or

: #Laughs We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the time thinking of what not to do that might make us look bad.

: #Laughs A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your mania back!"

: #Laughs A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport."These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained."These fairways seem to be getting longer too," said one of the others."The sand traps seem to be

: #Laughs What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).

: #Laughs |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her 0.She gave him a 0 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another 0 bill.On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorne

: #Laughs An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment.

: #Laughs George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. 'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner.

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