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: #Laughs How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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: #Laughs A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?" The father thought for a moment, "Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!"

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: #Laughs Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!

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: #Laughs Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!

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: #Laughs How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.

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: #Laughs What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!

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: #Laughs 'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......' 'Really ?' said the boy.

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: #Laughs A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.

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: #Laughs Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies, "My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln.

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: #Laughs A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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: #Laughs The Insomniac by Eliza Wake

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: #Laughs There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him.

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: #Laughs President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God.

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: #Laughs |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely

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: #Laughs An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he took a woman's pulse, he subtracted 10 beats to account for her being excited near him.

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: #Laughs Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !

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: #Laughs OPERATOR, WE'VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate Regulated Industries Committee, which oversees such monopolies as the phone company, after his wife charged in a divorce proceeding that McKay had bee

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: #Laughs Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10.

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: #Laughs Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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: #Laughs How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

: #Laughs A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?" The father thought for a moment, "Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!"

: #Laughs Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!

: #Laughs Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!

: #Laughs How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.

: #Laughs What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!

: #Laughs 'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......' 'Really ?' said the boy.

: #Laughs A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.

: #Laughs Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies, "My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln.

: #Laughs A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

: #Laughs The Insomniac by Eliza Wake

: #Laughs There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him.

: #Laughs President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God.

: #Laughs |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely

: #Laughs An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he took a woman's pulse, he subtracted 10 beats to account for her being excited near him.

: #Laughs Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !

: #Laughs OPERATOR, WE'VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate Regulated Industries Committee, which oversees such monopolies as the phone company, after his wife charged in a divorce proceeding that McKay had bee

: #Laughs Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10.

: #Laughs Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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