Tag: Laughs
Sorted by: Newest Newest Oldest

: #Laughs While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie.

: #Laughs Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while studying. Billy : Oh, but I'm not studying - just whistling !

: #Laughs |An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate.

: #Laughs Here's one for you...what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

: #Laughs If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.

: #Laughs What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries.

: #Laughs Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

: #Laughs A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the far right hand lane traveling at 55 mph, minding his own business.
Previous Page Next Page
Terms of Use Create Support ticket Your support tickets Stock Market News! © desicheers.com2025 All Rights reserved.