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: #Laughs What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!

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: #Laughs How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.

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: #Laughs A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

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: #Laughs A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He turns to bartender and says, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress .

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: #Laughs What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !

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: #Laughs BONN, Germany (Reuter) -- Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz (Vomit), Moerder (Murder), Brathuhn (Roast chicken) and even Hitler, even though they could legally change them, a magazine reported Sunday.The German pho

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: #Laughs |These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:1.

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: #Laughs Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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: #Laughs A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.

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: #Laughs After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house.

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: #Laughs How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.

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: #Laughs 50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...

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: #Laughs |RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year.

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: #Laughs It beats being an American.

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: #Laughs Night.

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: #Laughs A lady on an airliner was reading her bible.

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: #Laughs A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay fo

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: #Laughs Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!

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: #Laughs Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

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: #Laughs What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!

: #Laughs How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.

: #Laughs A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

: #Laughs A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He turns to bartender and says, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress .

: #Laughs What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !

: #Laughs BONN, Germany (Reuter) -- Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz (Vomit), Moerder (Murder), Brathuhn (Roast chicken) and even Hitler, even though they could legally change them, a magazine reported Sunday.The German pho

: #Laughs |These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:1.

: #Laughs Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

: #Laughs A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.

: #Laughs After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house.

: #Laughs How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.

: #Laughs 50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...

: #Laughs |RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year.

: #Laughs It beats being an American.

: #Laughs Night.

: #Laughs A lady on an airliner was reading her bible.

: #Laughs A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay fo

: #Laughs Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!

: #Laughs Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

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