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: #Laughs A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival wi

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: #Laughs Dentist: Don't worry.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves.

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: #Laughs |Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

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: #Laughs A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

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: #Laughs A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necessary: A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.

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: #Laughs New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number ofshotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they willeventually produce all the world's great

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: #Laughs My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !

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: #Laughs Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can't stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.

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: #Laughs Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has been in a747.

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: #Laughs What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

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: #Laughs What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names.

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: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and sou

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: #Laughs What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a

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: #Laughs A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival wi

: #Laughs Dentist: Don't worry.

: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves.

: #Laughs |Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

: #Laughs What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

: #Laughs A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

: #Laughs A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necessary: A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.

: #Laughs New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number ofshotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they willeventually produce all the world's great

: #Laughs My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !

: #Laughs Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can't stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.

: #Laughs Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has been in a747.

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: #Laughs What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

: #Laughs What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names.

: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and sou

: #Laughs What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a

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