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: #Laughs A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E.

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: #Laughs A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy".

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: #Laughs A blonde goes into a bar.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!

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: #Laughs |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

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: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers are in the United States.

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: #Laughs What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

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: #Laughs You used to be arrogant and obnoxious.

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: #Laughs |Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop machine!What is a pigs favorite ballet?Swine Lake!What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?Pooched eggs!How do you stop a rooser crowin

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: #Laughs |Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps.

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: #Laughs While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive.

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: #Laughs A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services.

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: #Laughs What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Microsoft's ad slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?"Now that Windows 98 is out, Microsoft have disclosed the alternatives that were considered when Windows 95 was released :1.

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: #Laughs What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen are crazy for it?Money!!!

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: #Laughs Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two.

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: #Laughs Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

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: #Laughs Good girls say " thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, " what's for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl's man...Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton pantiesBad girls don't wear any.Good girls

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: #Laughs Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his sou

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: #Laughs A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E.

: #Laughs A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy".

: #Laughs A blonde goes into a bar.

: #Laughs Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!

: #Laughs |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers are in the United States.

: #Laughs What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

: #Laughs You used to be arrogant and obnoxious.

: #Laughs |Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop machine!What is a pigs favorite ballet?Swine Lake!What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?Pooched eggs!How do you stop a rooser crowin

: #Laughs |Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps.

: #Laughs While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive.

: #Laughs A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services.

: #Laughs What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Microsoft's ad slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?"Now that Windows 98 is out, Microsoft have disclosed the alternatives that were considered when Windows 95 was released :1.

: #Laughs What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen are crazy for it?Money!!!

: #Laughs Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two.

: #Laughs Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

: #Laughs Good girls say " thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, " what's for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl's man...Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton pantiesBad girls don't wear any.Good girls

: #Laughs Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his sou

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