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: #Laughs Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for.

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: #Laughs Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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: #Laughs |Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?A: A bramble bee!Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?A: Wait at a buzz stop!Q: What is the bees favorite film?A: The

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: #Laughs Redneck's Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green.

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: #Laughs A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive ," smiled the friend.

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: #Laughs You might be a child of the 80's if......

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: #Laughs Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC

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: #Laughs A young man walks up and sits at the bar.

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: #Laughs What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple.

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: #Laughs Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.

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: #Laughs |Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?Antteneye!What do you call an and with frogs legs?An antphibian!What kind of ants are very learned?Pedants!What do you call a smart ant?Elegant!What do you ca

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: #Laughs There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash!There was only one parachute and a flashlight.The Brunette grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blond, "Ok, This is a mag

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: #Laughs The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?" The guide: "There were, but don't worry, the snakes ate all of them."

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: #Laughs Cover Charge: .00Round of Drinks: .00Table Dance: .00Another Round of Drinks: .00Couch Dance and Tips: .00A Round of Shots: .00Another Round of Drinks: .00Lap Dance and Hand Job: 0.00Private Dance and Hotel Room: 0.00Sen

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: #Laughs Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!

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: #Laughs When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team's kipper !

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: #Laughs A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how old?"He says, "I'm eleven!"He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, knowhow old I am today?"She says, "Come closer..."

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !

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: #Laughs Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for.

: #Laughs Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

: #Laughs |Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?A: A bramble bee!Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?A: Wait at a buzz stop!Q: What is the bees favorite film?A: The

: #Laughs Redneck's Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green.

: #Laughs A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive ," smiled the friend.

: #Laughs You might be a child of the 80's if......

: #Laughs Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC

: #Laughs A young man walks up and sits at the bar.

: #Laughs What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple.

: #Laughs Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.

: #Laughs |Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?Antteneye!What do you call an and with frogs legs?An antphibian!What kind of ants are very learned?Pedants!What do you call a smart ant?Elegant!What do you ca

: #Laughs There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash!There was only one parachute and a flashlight.The Brunette grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blond, "Ok, This is a mag

: #Laughs The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?" The guide: "There were, but don't worry, the snakes ate all of them."

: #Laughs Cover Charge: .00Round of Drinks: .00Table Dance: .00Another Round of Drinks: .00Couch Dance and Tips: .00A Round of Shots: .00Another Round of Drinks: .00Lap Dance and Hand Job: 0.00Private Dance and Hotel Room: 0.00Sen

: #Laughs Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!

: #Laughs When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team's kipper !

: #Laughs A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how old?"He says, "I'm eleven!"He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, knowhow old I am today?"She says, "Come closer..."

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !

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