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: #Laughs The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.

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: #Laughs What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.

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: #Laughs What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"

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: #Laughs Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I'm an American.

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: #Laughs A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child.." The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?" The doctor says, "The

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: #Laughs Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to.

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: #Laughs A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money.

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: #Laughs There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there is nothing to worry about;but if you are sick, there are two things to worry about:either you will get well, or you will die.If you get well, there

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: #Laughs |Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

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: #Laughs Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.

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: #Laughs When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.

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: #Laughs Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

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: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner.

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: #Laughs What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!

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: #Laughs |OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're just fooling themselvesOLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls count on legsOLD MATH TEACHERS never die, they just reduce to lowest termsOLD M

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: #Laughs How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!

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: #Laughs Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers.

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: #Laughs Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second.

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: #Laughs What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!

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: #Laughs The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.

: #Laughs What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.

: #Laughs What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"

: #Laughs Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I'm an American.

: #Laughs A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child.." The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?" The doctor says, "The

: #Laughs Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to.

: #Laughs A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money.

: #Laughs There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there is nothing to worry about;but if you are sick, there are two things to worry about:either you will get well, or you will die.If you get well, there

: #Laughs |Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

: #Laughs Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.

: #Laughs When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.

: #Laughs Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner.

: #Laughs What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!

: #Laughs |OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're just fooling themselvesOLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls count on legsOLD MATH TEACHERS never die, they just reduce to lowest termsOLD M

: #Laughs How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!

: #Laughs Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers.

: #Laughs Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second.

: #Laughs What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!

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