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: #Laughs Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.

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: #Laughs What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved ten miles away.

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: #Laughs How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!

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: #Laughs Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

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: #Laughs One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm.

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: #Laughs Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.

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: #Laughs Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech...1.

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: #Laughs |A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

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: #Laughs Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.

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: #Laughs |Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question.

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: #Laughs What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !

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: #Laughs |Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!

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: #Laughs Seminars for Men COURSE 001 Combating Stupidity COURSE 002 You Too Can Do Housework COURSE 003 PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

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: #Laughs |What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!

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: #Laughs Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired.

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: #Laughs This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes home to fix her husband dinner when he gets home from work.

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: #Laughs |What do you call a man with an I.Q.

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: #Laughs You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

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: #Laughs What is musical and handy in the supermarket.

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: #Laughs Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.

: #Laughs What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved ten miles away.

: #Laughs How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!

: #Laughs Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

: #Laughs One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm.

: #Laughs Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.

: #Laughs Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech...1.

: #Laughs |A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

: #Laughs Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.

: #Laughs |Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.

: #Laughs |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question.

: #Laughs What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !

: #Laughs |Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!

: #Laughs Seminars for Men COURSE 001 Combating Stupidity COURSE 002 You Too Can Do Housework COURSE 003 PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

: #Laughs |What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!

: #Laughs Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired.

: #Laughs This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes home to fix her husband dinner when he gets home from work.

: #Laughs |What do you call a man with an I.Q.

: #Laughs You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

: #Laughs What is musical and handy in the supermarket.

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