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: #Laughs |His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan.

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: #Laughs |Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!

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: #Laughs Please try the following:

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: #Laughs Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

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: #Laughs A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue.

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: #Laughs It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession.

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: #Laughs Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had

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: #Laughs Aspirin makes a great contraceptive.

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: #Laughs Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?" "I can't tell.

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: #Laughs Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir.

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: #Laughs A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel."Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still alive."

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!

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: #Laughs The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of visiting Roman deities -- Ceres, the goddess of agriculture, and Janus, the two-faced god of doors and beginnings.

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: #Laughs During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give you 0 if you'll change the wedding vows.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A little fucker about so tall.

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: #Laughs David received a parrot for his birthday.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: "Does this taste funny to you?"

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: #Laughs |His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan.

: #Laughs |Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!

: #Laughs Please try the following:

: #Laughs Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

: #Laughs A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue.

: #Laughs It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession.

: #Laughs Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Aspirin makes a great contraceptive.

: #Laughs Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?" "I can't tell.

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir.

: #Laughs A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel."Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still alive."

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!

: #Laughs The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of visiting Roman deities -- Ceres, the goddess of agriculture, and Janus, the two-faced god of doors and beginnings.

: #Laughs During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give you 0 if you'll change the wedding vows.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A little fucker about so tall.

: #Laughs David received a parrot for his birthday.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: "Does this taste funny to you?"

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