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: #Laughs "Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?" asked Rupert.

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: #Laughs Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!

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: #Laughs - Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right.

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: #Laughs A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

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: #Laughs The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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: #Laughs |Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.

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: #Laughs What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever

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: #Laughs A Networkologist's Christmas"'Tis the night before Christmas," I thought with a frown.

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: #Laughs How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.

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: #Laughs I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much.

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: #Laughs A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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: #Laughs What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !

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: #Laughs God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?"God answered, "Son, a million years to me is like a second to you."So the man asks, "God how much is a million dollars to you?"And God answered, "Son a million dollars to me is like

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: #Laughs Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !

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: #Laughs |How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back!

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: #Laughs What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer.

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: #Laughs A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table.

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: #Laughs "Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?" asked Rupert.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!

: #Laughs - Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right.

: #Laughs A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

: #Laughs The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

: #Laughs |Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.

: #Laughs What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever

: #Laughs A Networkologist's Christmas"'Tis the night before Christmas," I thought with a frown.

: #Laughs How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.

: #Laughs I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much.

: #Laughs A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that.

: #Laughs What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts? Change.

: #Laughs What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !

: #Laughs God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?"God answered, "Son, a million years to me is like a second to you."So the man asks, "God how much is a million dollars to you?"And God answered, "Son a million dollars to me is like

: #Laughs Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !

: #Laughs |How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back!

: #Laughs What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer.

: #Laughs A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table.

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