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: #Laughs |Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: Why are a organist's fingers like lightning?A: Because they rarely strike the same place twice.Q: What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine

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: #Laughs I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.The following is a list of constant problems:- A constant whining whenever the brain disengages after debating the virtues of the automobile select

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: #Laughs One of the life's mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

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: #Laughs What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.

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: #Laughs "Honey," said Mrs.

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: #Laughs There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil.

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: #Laughs For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:"You are not getting older,You are just getting better."When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top, and 'You are just

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: #Laughs Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

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: #Laughs Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

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: #Laughs There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

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: #Laughs A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital.

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: #Laughs Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes.

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: #Laughs Garden Water Features by Lily Pond

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: #Laughs A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car.'Still no answer to his prayers.

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: #Laughs Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !

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: #Laughs An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions."Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder."A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is

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: #Laughs An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - "Doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but I've been farting all the time.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A: A stick!

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: #Laughs What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak when they're fucked!

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: #Laughs |Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: Why are a organist's fingers like lightning?A: Because they rarely strike the same place twice.Q: What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine

: #Laughs I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens.The following is a list of constant problems:- A constant whining whenever the brain disengages after debating the virtues of the automobile select

: #Laughs One of the life's mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

: #Laughs What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.

: #Laughs "Honey," said Mrs.

: #Laughs There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil.

: #Laughs For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:"You are not getting older,You are just getting better."When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top, and 'You are just

: #Laughs Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

: #Laughs Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

: #Laughs There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

: #Laughs A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital.

: #Laughs Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes.

: #Laughs Garden Water Features by Lily Pond

: #Laughs A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car.'Still no answer to his prayers.

: #Laughs Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !

: #Laughs An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions."Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder."A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is

: #Laughs An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - "Doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but I've been farting all the time.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A: A stick!

: #Laughs What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak when they're fucked!

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