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: #Laughs |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, tat and baby sit.When the kids were in a jam,They could always call on Gram.But today she's in the gymExercising to keep slim.She's checking the we

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians werepulling the pins and throwing them back.

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: #Laughs I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am a one?"I said, "If Bo Derek's a ten, you're a one".

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A: "Nice tits!"

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: #Laughs There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doub

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No, I'll ketchup with it later.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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: #Laughs One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!"The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know.

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: #Laughs |"Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit.

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: #Laughs A man dies and goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs A man is talking to his best friend about married life.

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: #Laughs A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.

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: #Laughs Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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: #Laughs |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer."All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."

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: #Laughs Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached...Tis better to have loved and lost....than have to live with the bitch the rest of my life.What do you call a woman without an asshole? Divorced.My ex-wife is like a good laxative...she irritates the

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: #Laughs |OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled overOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for sixOLD DANCERS never die, they just step awayOLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouragedOLD

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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: #Laughs $HOME = /dev/null.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.

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: #Laughs |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, tat and baby sit.When the kids were in a jam,They could always call on Gram.But today she's in the gymExercising to keep slim.She's checking the we

: #Laughs Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians werepulling the pins and throwing them back.

: #Laughs I got home from work last night and said to my wife, "You are a one"She said "What do you mean, I am a one?"I said, "If Bo Derek's a ten, you're a one".

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A: "Nice tits!"

: #Laughs There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doub

: #Laughs Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No, I'll ketchup with it later.

: #Laughs What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

: #Laughs One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!"The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know.

: #Laughs |"Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit.

: #Laughs A man dies and goes to heaven.

: #Laughs A man is talking to his best friend about married life.

: #Laughs A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.

: #Laughs Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

: #Laughs |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer."All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."

: #Laughs Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached...Tis better to have loved and lost....than have to live with the bitch the rest of my life.What do you call a woman without an asshole? Divorced.My ex-wife is like a good laxative...she irritates the

: #Laughs |OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled overOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for sixOLD DANCERS never die, they just step awayOLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouragedOLD

: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

: #Laughs $HOME = /dev/null.

: #Laughs What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.

: #Laughs Q.

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