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: #Laughs A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".

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: #Laughs Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they'd have something to pick in the off season!

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: #Laughs What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.

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: #Laughs Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:1.

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: #Laughs How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!

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: #Laughs Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

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: #Laughs A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on.

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: #Laughs Man: "How's your history paper coming?" Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very helpful.

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: #Laughs The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

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: #Laughs |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.

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: #Laughs How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!

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: #Laughs One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by aman walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200men walking in single file.Intrigued, Dave went up to

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: #Laughs - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear...

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: #Laughs A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show.

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: #Laughs Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them.

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: #Laughs Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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: #Laughs Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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: #Laughs A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".

: #Laughs Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they'd have something to pick in the off season!

: #Laughs What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.

: #Laughs Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:1.

: #Laughs How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!

: #Laughs Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.

: #Laughs Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

: #Laughs A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on.

: #Laughs Man: "How's your history paper coming?" Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very helpful.

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

: #Laughs |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.

: #Laughs How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!

: #Laughs One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by aman walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200men walking in single file.Intrigued, Dave went up to

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: #Laughs - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear...

: #Laughs A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show.

: #Laughs Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them.

: #Laughs Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

: #Laughs Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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