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: #Laughs |Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one.

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: #Laughs Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin, is there anything you can do to help me"?After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no

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: #Laughs |Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH.He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and pulls the drive

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: #Laughs Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said

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: #Laughs Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning

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: #Laughs |What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!

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: #Laughs When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !

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: #Laughs A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?""Hell no!" the guy said.The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into yourcrack

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: #Laughs This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the farm and shot a duck.The farmer walks out Of his building upon hearing the shot and screams at the city guy - "HEY You Cant shoot that duck on my pro

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One's a busy ditch.

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: #Laughs What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !

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: #Laughs On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait.""But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now.""Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs.""Listen, I'm pretty desperate.

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: #Laughs A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail.

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: #Laughs A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in a new location( A very rich area - Expected around 0,000 in cash daily ).

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: #Laughs A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas.

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: #Laughs |Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one.

: #Laughs Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin, is there anything you can do to help me"?After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no

: #Laughs |Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH.He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and pulls the drive

: #Laughs Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said

: #Laughs Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning

: #Laughs |What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!

: #Laughs 121.

: #Laughs When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !

: #Laughs A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?""Hell no!" the guy said.The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into yourcrack

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the farm and shot a duck.The farmer walks out Of his building upon hearing the shot and screams at the city guy - "HEY You Cant shoot that duck on my pro

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One's a busy ditch.

: #Laughs What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !

: #Laughs On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait.""But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now.""Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs.""Listen, I'm pretty desperate.

: #Laughs A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail.

: #Laughs A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in a new location( A very rich area - Expected around 0,000 in cash daily ).

: #Laughs A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas.

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