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: #Laughs 15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians...Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover of Cosmo.No moth, no Jodie Foster -- just leaves, dirt, and regular dead folks.Only 3 hits this month on the "World O' Coffins" web site.Tough to

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: #Laughs A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.

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: #Laughs Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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: #Laughs One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the living room.

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: #Laughs Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"

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: #Laughs A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the lobby discussing their recenttournament victories.

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: #Laughs |For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level.

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: #Laughs What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!

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: #Laughs "And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. "No thank you," the gentleman replied.

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: #Laughs A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them.

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: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

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: #Laughs Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.

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: #Laughs |Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes 0,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America.

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: #Laughs A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did.

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: #Laughs My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, the garage door goes up.

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: #Laughs |A man visits his aunt in the nursing home.

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: #Laughs 15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians...Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover of Cosmo.No moth, no Jodie Foster -- just leaves, dirt, and regular dead folks.Only 3 hits this month on the "World O' Coffins" web site.Tough to

: #Laughs A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.

: #Laughs Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

: #Laughs One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the living room.

: #Laughs Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"

: #Laughs A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the lobby discussing their recenttournament victories.

: #Laughs |For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level.

: #Laughs What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!

: #Laughs "And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. "No thank you," the gentleman replied.

: #Laughs A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them.

: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

: #Laughs Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.

: #Laughs |Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes 0,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America.

: #Laughs A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, the garage door goes up.

: #Laughs |A man visits his aunt in the nursing home.

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