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: #Laughs A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer.

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: #Laughs What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop.

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: #Laughs How many tax auditors does it take to find a .00 mistake in an expense report? Three.

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: #Laughs One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. "Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !

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: #Laughs Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

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: #Laughs LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

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: #Laughs Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet.

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: #Laughs Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!

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: #Laughs What's so great about being a dick ? 1) You've got a head with no brains.

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: #Laughs You know you're Castle Trash if......Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter's chastity belt has rustedYou can't afford a cod piece................nobody noticesYou have more sheep dogs than sheepYou sold your only horse to buy that

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: #Laughs Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.

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: #Laughs |Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An eskimoo!What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?A brick-layer!How do you fit more pigs on yo

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: #Laughs What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

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: #Laughs What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?A: A first aid kitty!Q: Why do cats chase birds?A: For a lark!Q: What do cats read in the morning?A: Mewspa

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: #Laughs One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for mass.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !

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: #Laughs James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed to end it and get divorced.

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: #Laughs Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !

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: #Laughs A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer.

: #Laughs What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop.

: #Laughs How many tax auditors does it take to find a .00 mistake in an expense report? Three.

: #Laughs One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. "Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !

: #Laughs Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

: #Laughs LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

: #Laughs Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet.

: #Laughs Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!

: #Laughs What's so great about being a dick ? 1) You've got a head with no brains.

: #Laughs You know you're Castle Trash if......Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter's chastity belt has rustedYou can't afford a cod piece................nobody noticesYou have more sheep dogs than sheepYou sold your only horse to buy that

: #Laughs Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.

: #Laughs |Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An eskimoo!What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?A brick-layer!How do you fit more pigs on yo

: #Laughs What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

: #Laughs What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?A: A first aid kitty!Q: Why do cats chase birds?A: For a lark!Q: What do cats read in the morning?A: Mewspa

: #Laughs One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for mass.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !

: #Laughs James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed to end it and get divorced.

: #Laughs Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !

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