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: #Laughs Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?

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: #Laughs Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

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: #Laughs March Into Battle by Sally Forth

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: #Laughs The boy asks his dad:"What's the difference between a 'cunt' and a 'pussy'?"The dad gets a Penthouse magazine, draws a circle around acrotch and says: "Everything inside the circle is a 'pussy',everything outside the circle is a 'cunt'"

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: #Laughs What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever.

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: #Laughs What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones.

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: #Laughs A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat.

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: #Laughs Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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: #Laughs How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!

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: #Laughs |Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.

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: #Laughs Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He was there, with all those bony kids all around, and then they started yelling: "WE WANT TOYS!! WE WANT TOYS!!!"But then Santa, remembering his important job of orient

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!

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: #Laughs Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain merged with the A & P?Yup..now they call it the...Stop & P.

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: #Laughs An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees.

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: #Laughs Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) bills.

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: #Laughs Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing.

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: #Laughs "Kiss me," said the young lady urgently.

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: #Laughs Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.

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: #Laughs An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?

: #Laughs Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

: #Laughs March Into Battle by Sally Forth

: #Laughs The boy asks his dad:"What's the difference between a 'cunt' and a 'pussy'?"The dad gets a Penthouse magazine, draws a circle around acrotch and says: "Everything inside the circle is a 'pussy',everything outside the circle is a 'cunt'"

: #Laughs What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever.

: #Laughs What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones.

: #Laughs A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat.

: #Laughs Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.

: #Laughs How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!

: #Laughs |Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.

: #Laughs Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He was there, with all those bony kids all around, and then they started yelling: "WE WANT TOYS!! WE WANT TOYS!!!"But then Santa, remembering his important job of orient

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!

: #Laughs Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain merged with the A & P?Yup..now they call it the...Stop & P.

: #Laughs An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees.

: #Laughs Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) bills.

: #Laughs Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing.

: #Laughs "Kiss me," said the young lady urgently.

: #Laughs Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.

: #Laughs An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other.

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