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: #Laughs A farmer had three sons.

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: #Laughs A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge."Toilette pepper!"

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: #Laughs What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!

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: #Laughs When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!

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: #Laughs Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate after she had donned her costume shewent into the family room to show her family they were impressed.Mom said you look terrific mary you have your sab

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: #Laughs If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer's.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

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: #Laughs If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?

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: #Laughs How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes, but it took ages to find.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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: #Laughs When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.

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: #Laughs Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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: #Laughs What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?"Dam."

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: #Laughs What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.

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: #Laughs What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !

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: #Laughs After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Wasmaking love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?""Yes, she's dead to!""Was making love to me really the same as makinglove to Marilyn Monroe?""Yes, she's dead

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs A farmer had three sons.

: #Laughs ..

: #Laughs A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge."Toilette pepper!"

: #Laughs What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!

: #Laughs When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!

: #Laughs Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate after she had donned her costume shewent into the family room to show her family they were impressed.Mom said you look terrific mary you have your sab

: #Laughs If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer's.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

: #Laughs If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?

: #Laughs How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes, but it took ages to find.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

: #Laughs Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

: #Laughs When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.

: #Laughs Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!

: #Laughs What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?"Dam."

: #Laughs What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.

: #Laughs What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !

: #Laughs After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband "Wasmaking love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?""Yes, she's dead to!""Was making love to me really the same as makinglove to Marilyn Monroe?""Yes, she's dead

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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