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: #Laughs MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know, I made her that way so you would love her.MAN: God, she has such beautiful blue eyes.GOD: I know I made them for her so you would love her.MAN: There is only one thing wron

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.

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: #Laughs - Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!" - Yo Mama's so ugly, they pu

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: #Laughs A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day.

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: #Laughs |Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!

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: #Laughs Men are like bank accounts.

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: #Laughs A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped.

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: #Laughs You know that Storks bring babys of course.

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: #Laughs Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to moan.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on

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: #Laughs His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.

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: #Laughs What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

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: #Laughs After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11.

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: #Laughs Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this brand here is the most effective ointment for hemorrhoids on the market today.""How does he know this for sure though?" asked the other woman."Because

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: #Laughs A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !

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: #Laughs Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag.

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: #Laughs MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know, I made her that way so you would love her.MAN: God, she has such beautiful blue eyes.GOD: I know I made them for her so you would love her.MAN: There is only one thing wron

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.

: #Laughs - Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!" - Yo Mama's so ugly, they pu

: #Laughs A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day.

: #Laughs |Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!

: #Laughs Men are like bank accounts.

: #Laughs A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped.

: #Laughs You know that Storks bring babys of course.

: #Laughs Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to moan.

: #Laughs How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on

: #Laughs His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.

: #Laughs What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

: #Laughs After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11.

: #Laughs Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this brand here is the most effective ointment for hemorrhoids on the market today.""How does he know this for sure though?" asked the other woman."Because

: #Laughs A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !

: #Laughs Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag.

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