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: #Laughs Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."

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: #Laughs Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.

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: #Laughs Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled 'BOULEVARD'.Yo' Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate.Yo' Mama is so old, she went to

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: #Laughs Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on the roof!

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: #Laughs Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr.

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: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

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: #Laughs He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.She said - Well, you succeeded.

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: #Laughs During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands towards Israel, when the Arab commander, bouncing along in his jeep, spots an aged Israeli on top a distant sand dune.

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: #Laughs What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !

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: #Laughs The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his voluptuous new patient and abandoned his professional ethics entirely.

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: #Laughs You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

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: #Laughs Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!

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: #Laughs An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be b

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: #Laughs In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

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: #Laughs In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon.

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: #Laughs Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot".

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: #Laughs Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)

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: #Laughs What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!

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: #Laughs There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it.There was a bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump and the bear could swipe the f

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: #Laughs Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."

: #Laughs Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.

: #Laughs Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled 'BOULEVARD'.Yo' Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate.Yo' Mama is so old, she went to

: #Laughs Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on the roof!

: #Laughs Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr.

: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

: #Laughs He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.She said - Well, you succeeded.

: #Laughs During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands towards Israel, when the Arab commander, bouncing along in his jeep, spots an aged Israeli on top a distant sand dune.

: #Laughs What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !

: #Laughs The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his voluptuous new patient and abandoned his professional ethics entirely.

: #Laughs You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

: #Laughs Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!

: #Laughs An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be b

: #Laughs In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

: #Laughs In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon.

: #Laughs Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot".

: #Laughs Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)

: #Laughs What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!

: #Laughs There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it.There was a bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump and the bear could swipe the f

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