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: #Laughs What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!

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: #Laughs A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was reviewing her form.

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: #Laughs Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D.

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: #Laughs Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

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: #Laughs Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!

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: #Laughs A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

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: #Laughs |Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.

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: #Laughs "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber.

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: #Laughs |Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends of the bride-to-be and two more blank keys to a guy and a very old lady.

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: #Laughs Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!

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: #Laughs A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler.

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: #Laughs A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd.He answered, "I'd take up a collection!"

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: #Laughs Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.

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: #Laughs This guy is walking through Chinatown.

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: #Laughs Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time.

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: #Laughs |"The handcuffs are tight because they're new.

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: #Laughs |First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First soldier: "Whyever not?"Second soldier: "It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!"

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: #Laughs A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?

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: #Laughs A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane.

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: #Laughs What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!

: #Laughs A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was reviewing her form.

: #Laughs Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D.

: #Laughs Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

: #Laughs Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

: #Laughs |Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.

: #Laughs "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber.

: #Laughs |Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends of the bride-to-be and two more blank keys to a guy and a very old lady.

: #Laughs Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!

: #Laughs A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler.

: #Laughs A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd.He answered, "I'd take up a collection!"

: #Laughs Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.

: #Laughs This guy is walking through Chinatown.

: #Laughs Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time.

: #Laughs |"The handcuffs are tight because they're new.

: #Laughs |First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First soldier: "Whyever not?"Second soldier: "It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!"

: #Laughs A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?

: #Laughs A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane.

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