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: #Laughs What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!

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: #Laughs A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."The grandfather smiles.

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: #Laughs Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

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: #Laughs One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a fishing reel for his birthday.

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: #Laughs What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !

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: #Laughs What is Bill Clinton's favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter

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: #Laughs |What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!

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: #Laughs A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He rubs it and out pop two Genies.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Arin't you glad you use Dial !

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: #Laughs Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.

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: #Laughs |Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve.

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: #Laughs Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!

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: #Laughs How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.

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: #Laughs A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband.

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: #Laughs Benign................What you be after you be eight.Artery................The study of paintings.Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.Barium................What doctors do when patients die.Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.Cat

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: #Laughs Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !

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: #Laughs |A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer asked, "Can you describe the person who did this to you?"The Irishman replied, "That's what I was doing when he hit me."

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: #Laughs FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.

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: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

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: #Laughs What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!

: #Laughs A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."The grandfather smiles.

: #Laughs Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

: #Laughs One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a fishing reel for his birthday.

: #Laughs What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !

: #Laughs What is Bill Clinton's favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter

: #Laughs |What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!

: #Laughs A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He rubs it and out pop two Genies.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Arin't you glad you use Dial !

: #Laughs Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.

: #Laughs |Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve.

: #Laughs Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!

: #Laughs How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.

: #Laughs A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband.

: #Laughs Benign................What you be after you be eight.Artery................The study of paintings.Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.Barium................What doctors do when patients die.Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.Cat

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !

: #Laughs |A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer asked, "Can you describe the person who did this to you?"The Irishman replied, "That's what I was doing when he hit me."

: #Laughs FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.

: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

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