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: #Laughs Q : What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US's got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia's got Mahathir, no cash, no hope and bloody wonder!

: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished.

: #Laughs A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said.

: #Laughs The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitress?!" "Oh no, sir, I sure haven't," replied the bartender.

: #Laughs Why don't most women ever tell their husbands when they're really enjoying sex?Because their husbands are never there when it happens!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about !

: #Laughs starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI'm not under what you callthe alcofluence of incoholI'm just a little slort of sheepI'm not drunk like tinkle peepI don't know who is me yetbut the drunker I stand herethe longer I get Just

: #Laughs |Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?A: A terrified postman!Q: When is a lion not a lion?A: When he turns into his cage!Q: What do cat actors say on s

: #Laughs An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars.
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