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: #Laughs A blonde's house is on fire.

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: #Laughs First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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: #Laughs It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me.

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: #Laughs A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations.

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: #Laughs |Digger Phelps' Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:"Basketball is a game of two halves.""We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins.""You're either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middl

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: #Laughs A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.Ray listened patiently.

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: #Laughs A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them.

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: #Laughs Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer." Tech Support: "Why is that, sir?" Customer: "I bought this minitower system from you, and it c

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: #Laughs A young man walks up and sits at the bar.

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: #Laughs |OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contactOLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on...OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearingsOLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it

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: #Laughs Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! April ! April who ? April might make you feel better !

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: #Laughs I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two.

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: #Laughs How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!

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: #Laughs |The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a strawEx-Lax BrowniesCaramel Covered ZucchiniColored Crisco on a StickHot steaming bowl of pumpkin gutsChocolate Covered PrunesA Handful of R

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: #Laughs Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow.

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: #Laughs An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.

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: #Laughs A blonde's house is on fire.

: #Laughs First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

: #Laughs It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me.

: #Laughs A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations.

: #Laughs |Digger Phelps' Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:"Basketball is a game of two halves.""We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins.""You're either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middl

: #Laughs A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.Ray listened patiently.

: #Laughs A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them.

: #Laughs Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer." Tech Support: "Why is that, sir?" Customer: "I bought this minitower system from you, and it c

: #Laughs A young man walks up and sits at the bar.

: #Laughs |OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contactOLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on...OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearingsOLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it

: #Laughs Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! April ! April who ? April might make you feel better !

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.

: #Laughs Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

: #Laughs Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two.

: #Laughs How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!

: #Laughs |The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a strawEx-Lax BrowniesCaramel Covered ZucchiniColored Crisco on a StickHot steaming bowl of pumpkin gutsChocolate Covered PrunesA Handful of R

: #Laughs Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow.

: #Laughs An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.

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