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: #Laughs WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots".

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: #Laughs There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".

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: #Laughs A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle.

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: #Laughs Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."

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: #Laughs Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar

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: #Laughs What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!

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: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.

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: #Laughs Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

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: #Laughs Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !

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: #Laughs Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50.

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: #Laughs |Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains are, can still get gifts Faure good price, not have to Handel large crowds and have time to give Bach things you decide you don't want.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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: #Laughs Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs -What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it's going to be a hell of a blow job!

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: #Laughs At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.

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: #Laughs I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!

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: #Laughs What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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: #Laughs WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots".

: #Laughs There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".

: #Laughs A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle.

: #Laughs Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."

: #Laughs Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar

: #Laughs What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!

: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.

: #Laughs Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

: #Laughs Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !

: #Laughs Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50.

: #Laughs |Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains are, can still get gifts Faure good price, not have to Handel large crowds and have time to give Bach things you decide you don't want.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

: #Laughs Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs -What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it's going to be a hell of a blow job!

: #Laughs At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.

: #Laughs I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!

: #Laughs What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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