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: #Laughs Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

: #Laughs |What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn."Why are you doing that?" asked his neighbour"It's to keep the elephants off the grass", he replied."Bu

: #Laughs Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!

: #Laughs Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted arguing over what came first, the chicken or the egg.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude

: #Laughs Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Paul readily agre

: #Laughs |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question.

: #Laughs TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers.

: #Laughs Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

: #Laughs Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes, and that's why they are the late heads of Europe.
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