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: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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: #Laughs Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !

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: #Laughs The general went to the doctor for a physical.

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: #Laughs Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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: #Laughs Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second.

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: #Laughs Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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: #Laughs Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

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: #Laughs A man can actually cater to a woman's every need, so long as all that she wants is to have sex, go to ball games, and bring him a beer.

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: #Laughs |A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.

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: #Laughs What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!

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: #Laughs What is a Mexican weather report? Chilli today, hot tamale.

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: #Laughs Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'

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: #Laughs There are two statues standing in the woods.

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: #Laughs A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.

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: #Laughs Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.

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: #Laughs A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street.

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: #Laughs Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.

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: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

: #Laughs Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !

: #Laughs The general went to the doctor for a physical.

: #Laughs Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

: #Laughs Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second.

: #Laughs Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

: #Laughs Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

: #Laughs A man can actually cater to a woman's every need, so long as all that she wants is to have sex, go to ball games, and bring him a beer.

: #Laughs |A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.

: #Laughs What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

: #Laughs Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!

: #Laughs What is a Mexican weather report? Chilli today, hot tamale.

: #Laughs Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'

: #Laughs There are two statues standing in the woods.

: #Laughs A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.

: #Laughs Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.

: #Laughs A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street.

: #Laughs Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.

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