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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! Knock Knock Who's there? Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron on the side of caution! Knock Knock Who's there? Acid! Acid who? Acid down and be quiet! Knock Knock

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: #Laughs What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.

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: #Laughs What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

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: #Laughs I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?"She said, "Do you like sex?"I said, "Of course I like sex."She said, "Do you like to travel?"I said, "Yeah, I love to travel."She said, "Th

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: #Laughs How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1.

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: #Laughs At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear.

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: #Laughs What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

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: #Laughs An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

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: #Laughs This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. "You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked." "'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

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: #Laughs Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels.

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: #Laughs What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Agnes ! Agnes who ? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !

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: #Laughs Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room1) Clip your toenails.

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: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with a very rich African king who was a very importantclient.

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: #Laughs This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer.

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: #Laughs From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You're Not The Sexiest Man Alive10.

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: #Laughs An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"

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: #Laughs They say that the new super computer knows everything.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! Knock Knock Who's there? Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron on the side of caution! Knock Knock Who's there? Acid! Acid who? Acid down and be quiet! Knock Knock

: #Laughs What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.

: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.

: #Laughs What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

: #Laughs I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?"She said, "Do you like sex?"I said, "Of course I like sex."She said, "Do you like to travel?"I said, "Yeah, I love to travel."She said, "Th

: #Laughs How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1.

: #Laughs At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear.

: #Laughs What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

: #Laughs An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

: #Laughs This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. "You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked." "'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

: #Laughs Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels.

: #Laughs What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Agnes ! Agnes who ? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !

: #Laughs Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room1) Clip your toenails.

: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with a very rich African king who was a very importantclient.

: #Laughs This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer.

: #Laughs From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You're Not The Sexiest Man Alive10.

: #Laughs An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"

: #Laughs They say that the new super computer knows everything.

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