Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? "You can change those things?!"

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom of the pool!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs We've all been interviewed for jobs.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q:

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It's the one with bite marks on the cap.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? "You can change those things?!"

: #Laughs How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

: #Laughs How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom of the pool!

: #Laughs Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag.

: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !

: #Laughs Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs We've all been interviewed for jobs.

: #Laughs What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !

: #Laughs A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q:

: #Laughs Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!

: #Laughs Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny.

: #Laughs How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It's the one with bite marks on the cap.

: #Laughs A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for

: #Laughs Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.

: #Laughs How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

: #Laughs Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme