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: #Laughs Where do you look for blondes' obituaries? Under "Home Improvements."

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: #Laughs I live in a semi-rural area.

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: #Laughs Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.

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: #Laughs A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning.

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: #Laughs Carmella and Mario were out on their first date.

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: #Laughs A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

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: #Laughs A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream.

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !

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: #Laughs Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?Woman: NoMan: Lets have lunch sometime...Sent by jim

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: #Laughs Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.

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: #Laughs |"You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When......"You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman an

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: #Laughs Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. "You, your companies,

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: #Laughs A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it slips from her fingers into a pile of hairon the floor.

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: #Laughs A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two.

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: #Laughs |One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify.

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: #Laughs Q: What's red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?A: We have to stick together.Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?A: Hello, hello.Q: What do you call a sleep

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: #Laughs The Vancouver [British Columbia] Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline "United States""Hospital costs prove 40% less in Canada by Daniel Haney, AP Science writerWashington - Hospitals cost almost 40 per cent more in the United State

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: #Laughs Where do you look for blondes' obituaries? Under "Home Improvements."

: #Laughs I live in a semi-rural area.

: #Laughs Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !

: #Laughs What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.

: #Laughs A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning.

: #Laughs Carmella and Mario were out on their first date.

: #Laughs A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

: #Laughs A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream.

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !

: #Laughs Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?Woman: NoMan: Lets have lunch sometime...Sent by jim

: #Laughs Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.

: #Laughs |"You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When......"You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman an

: #Laughs Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. "You, your companies,

: #Laughs A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it slips from her fingers into a pile of hairon the floor.

: #Laughs A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing.

: #Laughs Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two.

: #Laughs |One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify.

: #Laughs Q: What's red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?A: We have to stick together.Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?A: Hello, hello.Q: What do you call a sleep

: #Laughs The Vancouver [British Columbia] Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline "United States""Hospital costs prove 40% less in Canada by Daniel Haney, AP Science writerWashington - Hospitals cost almost 40 per cent more in the United State

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