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: #Laughs A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry.

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: #Laughs Where do you look for blondes' obituaries? Under "Home Improvements."

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: #Laughs What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

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: #Laughs Someone asks to see your I.D.

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: #Laughs Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job.

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: #Laughs Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock.

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: #Laughs Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago

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: #Laughs Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: MypenisWhy, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!-I did do my homework but Mypen

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: #Laughs What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!

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: #Laughs Instructions for the guys:1.

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: #Laughs What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!

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: #Laughs PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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: #Laughs |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

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: #Laughs Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story building.I knew a prisoner who crowded his roommates terribly by building a huge aquarium in their room.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !

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: #Laughs Late one night a car was swerving all over the road.

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: #Laughs Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers.

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: #Laughs Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"

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: #Laughs Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts downto use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the stalls areoccupied, so he runs back up to his room, and indesperation, h

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: #Laughs "Was your wife a virgin when you married?""I don't know.

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: #Laughs A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry.

: #Laughs Where do you look for blondes' obituaries? Under "Home Improvements."

: #Laughs What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

: #Laughs Someone asks to see your I.D.

: #Laughs Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job.

: #Laughs Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock.

: #Laughs Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago

: #Laughs Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: MypenisWhy, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!-I did do my homework but Mypen

: #Laughs What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!

: #Laughs Instructions for the guys:1.

: #Laughs What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!

: #Laughs PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

: #Laughs |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

: #Laughs Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story building.I knew a prisoner who crowded his roommates terribly by building a huge aquarium in their room.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !

: #Laughs Late one night a car was swerving all over the road.

: #Laughs Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers.

: #Laughs Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say..."insert Bill here!"

: #Laughs Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts downto use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the stalls areoccupied, so he runs back up to his room, and indesperation, h

: #Laughs "Was your wife a virgin when you married?""I don't know.

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