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: #Laughs |Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!Why do elephants eat raw food?Because they don't know how to cook!Why did the elephant eat the candle?For light refreshment!How can you

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: #Laughs Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and

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: #Laughs What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !

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: #Laughs A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall.

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: #Laughs Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails.""I know.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!

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: #Laughs Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.

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: #Laughs |It was general question time on the "Top of the World" quiz show and the host first asked the Hungarian contestant: "Complete this line of a song and spell your answer - Old MacDonald had a ...." The Hungarian answered quickly: "Station - S T A T

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: #Laughs "Papa, who was Hamlet?" "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."

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: #Laughs Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !

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: #Laughs Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me.

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: #Laughs How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.

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: #Laughs A blonde complained to her friend, "I can never trust my boyfriend.

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: #Laughs The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics: 1.

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: #Laughs The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their two week vacation/honeymoon.

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: #Laughs A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting.

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: #Laughs Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.

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: #Laughs |What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!

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: #Laughs Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.

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: #Laughs |Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!Why do elephants eat raw food?Because they don't know how to cook!Why did the elephant eat the candle?For light refreshment!How can you

: #Laughs Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and

: #Laughs What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !

: #Laughs A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall.

: #Laughs Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails.""I know.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!

: #Laughs Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.

: #Laughs Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.

: #Laughs |It was general question time on the "Top of the World" quiz show and the host first asked the Hungarian contestant: "Complete this line of a song and spell your answer - Old MacDonald had a ...." The Hungarian answered quickly: "Station - S T A T

: #Laughs "Papa, who was Hamlet?" "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."

: #Laughs Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !

: #Laughs Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me.

: #Laughs How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.

: #Laughs A blonde complained to her friend, "I can never trust my boyfriend.

: #Laughs The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics: 1.

: #Laughs The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their two week vacation/honeymoon.

: #Laughs A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting.

: #Laughs Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.

: #Laughs |What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!

: #Laughs Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.

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