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: #Laughs A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession.

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: #Laughs A bum asks a man for .The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"The bum said, "No."Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife cansee what happens to a man who doesn't drink or

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: #Laughs Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger.

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: #Laughs What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.

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: #Laughs A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "I'd love to be ten again."On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park.

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: #Laughs Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10.

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: #Laughs Presidential Election'2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard.

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: #Laughs What position does the pig play in football? Loinback.

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: #Laughs Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? -They are too busy studying comets and meteors

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: #Laughs The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !

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: #Laughs At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.

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: #Laughs Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth.

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: #Laughs A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.

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: #Laughs |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!

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: #Laughs Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions.

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: #Laughs What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.

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: #Laughs Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!

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: #Laughs Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....

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: #Laughs |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.

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: #Laughs A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession.

: #Laughs A bum asks a man for .The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"The bum said, "No."Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife cansee what happens to a man who doesn't drink or

: #Laughs Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger.

: #Laughs What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.

: #Laughs A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "I'd love to be ten again."On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park.

: #Laughs Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10.

: #Laughs Presidential Election'2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard.

: #Laughs What position does the pig play in football? Loinback.

: #Laughs Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? -They are too busy studying comets and meteors

: #Laughs The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !

: #Laughs At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.

: #Laughs Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth.

: #Laughs A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.

: #Laughs |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!

: #Laughs Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions.

: #Laughs What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.

: #Laughs Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!

: #Laughs Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....

: #Laughs |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.

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