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: #Laughs A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"The rabbit says, "No, of course not!"So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit!

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: #Laughs A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time.

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: #Laughs What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.

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: #Laughs An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

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: #Laughs A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed that his horse was gone.He shouted," if i dont get my horse back after this beer i am gonna have to do what i di

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: #Laughs Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

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: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.

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: #Laughs Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea.

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: #Laughs George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. 'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner.

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: #Laughs What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.

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: #Laughs A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to in

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: #Laughs A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music.

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: #Laughs |A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.

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: #Laughs Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were youlooking for?"The engineer said, "In the neighborhood of 5,000 a year, dependingon the benefits package."Th

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: #Laughs Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?

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: #Laughs Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews.

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: #Laughs A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

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: #Laughs Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch as the sultry summer's day comes to a slow end.

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: #Laughs A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"The rabbit says, "No, of course not!"So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit!

: #Laughs A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time.

: #Laughs What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.

: #Laughs An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

: #Laughs A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed that his horse was gone.He shouted," if i dont get my horse back after this beer i am gonna have to do what i di

: #Laughs Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.

: #Laughs Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea.

: #Laughs George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. 'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner.

: #Laughs What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.

: #Laughs A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to in

: #Laughs A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music.

: #Laughs |A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.

: #Laughs Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were youlooking for?"The engineer said, "In the neighborhood of 5,000 a year, dependingon the benefits package."Th

: #Laughs Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?

: #Laughs Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews.

: #Laughs A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

: #Laughs Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch as the sultry summer's day comes to a slow end.

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