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: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

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: #Laughs What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'

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: #Laughs The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one. 'Nope,' the camper answered.

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: #Laughs |What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!

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: #Laughs As two boys were passing the rectory, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball. "Is this yours" he asked "Did it do any damage" asked one of the boys "No" replied the minister "Then it's mine !"

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: #Laughs Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !

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: #Laughs A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door.

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: #Laughs My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !

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: #Laughs Pain and Sorry by Anne Guish

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.

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: #Laughs |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double.

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: #Laughs You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.

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: #Laughs Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The marriage counselor says, "Do you still enjoy a roll in the hay?"Magnussen says, "As much as the next fellow."The counselor says, "Maybe between you

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: #Laughs Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air.

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: #Laughs Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St.

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: #Laughs I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell i

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: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators.

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: #Laughs What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!

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: #Laughs |A bum asks a man for .

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: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

: #Laughs What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'

: #Laughs The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one. 'Nope,' the camper answered.

: #Laughs |What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!

: #Laughs As two boys were passing the rectory, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball. "Is this yours" he asked "Did it do any damage" asked one of the boys "No" replied the minister "Then it's mine !"

: #Laughs Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !

: #Laughs A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door.

: #Laughs My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !

: #Laughs Pain and Sorry by Anne Guish

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.

: #Laughs |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double.

: #Laughs You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.

: #Laughs Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The marriage counselor says, "Do you still enjoy a roll in the hay?"Magnussen says, "As much as the next fellow."The counselor says, "Maybe between you

: #Laughs Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air.

: #Laughs Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St.

: #Laughs I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell i

: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators.

: #Laughs What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!

: #Laughs |A bum asks a man for .

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